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  I too, need guidance

  by Wineskin Cowboy in

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  i am a newb here and have spent some time considering the effect on impressionable minds of the bizarre cult that is the jay dub "religion".

  mind you, i could be said to have a flea in my ear.. strange coincidence that i should not only be in the same state( geographically, not mind) and city as the esteemed duality known as dr jekyll, but living a mere 4 houses away from a kingdom hall actually "quick built" by my deeply disturbed ex father in law and his young pioneer daughter whom i was silly enough to marry.. i believe that it is one of life's great ironies that the joyless f**ks come out to play on memorial night when there is always a full moon.

  i have always been tempted to eat the effing wafers and howl my annointedness at it.. and don't get me started on the whole "translation from original greek and aramaic texts" thing done by a committee of elders who spoke neither greek nor aramaic.. more later..

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  Wineskin Cowboy

  going to bed now

  durka durka jihad jihad
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  I too, need guidance

  by Wineskin Cowboy in

  1. jw
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  i am a newb here and have spent some time considering the effect on impressionable minds of the bizarre cult that is the jay dub "religion".

  mind you, i could be said to have a flea in my ear.. strange coincidence that i should not only be in the same state( geographically, not mind) and city as the esteemed duality known as dr jekyll, but living a mere 4 houses away from a kingdom hall actually "quick built" by my deeply disturbed ex father in law and his young pioneer daughter whom i was silly enough to marry.. i believe that it is one of life's great ironies that the joyless f**ks come out to play on memorial night when there is always a full moon.

  i have always been tempted to eat the effing wafers and howl my annointedness at it.. and don't get me started on the whole "translation from original greek and aramaic texts" thing done by a committee of elders who spoke neither greek nor aramaic.. more later..

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  Just be grateful that's all he got.

  Have you checked your fridge?

  Is your dog pregnant??
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  I too, need guidance

  by Wineskin Cowboy in

  1. jw
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  i am a newb here and have spent some time considering the effect on impressionable minds of the bizarre cult that is the jay dub "religion".

  mind you, i could be said to have a flea in my ear.. strange coincidence that i should not only be in the same state( geographically, not mind) and city as the esteemed duality known as dr jekyll, but living a mere 4 houses away from a kingdom hall actually "quick built" by my deeply disturbed ex father in law and his young pioneer daughter whom i was silly enough to marry.. i believe that it is one of life's great ironies that the joyless f**ks come out to play on memorial night when there is always a full moon.

  i have always been tempted to eat the effing wafers and howl my annointedness at it.. and don't get me started on the whole "translation from original greek and aramaic texts" thing done by a committee of elders who spoke neither greek nor aramaic.. more later..

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  Wineskin Cowboy

  like a footy crowd singing the second verse of advance australia fair
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  Did you really, honestly believe that whole old testament malarkey????

  by Wineskin Cowboy in

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  we've all had a good laugh at tom cruise and his silly scientology beliefs.

  engrams and aliens under volcanoes etc, but are they really any less ludicrous than noahs ark???.

  i mean, what about paramecium?

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  We've all had a good laugh at Tom Cruise and his silly scientology beliefs. Engrams and aliens under volcanoes etc, but are they really any less ludicrous than Noahs Ark???

  I mean, what about paramecium? They reproduce by division so why have two by two of them?

  And where did they store the mating pair of blue whales??
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  I too, need guidance

  by Wineskin Cowboy in

  1. jw
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  i am a newb here and have spent some time considering the effect on impressionable minds of the bizarre cult that is the jay dub "religion".

  mind you, i could be said to have a flea in my ear.. strange coincidence that i should not only be in the same state( geographically, not mind) and city as the esteemed duality known as dr jekyll, but living a mere 4 houses away from a kingdom hall actually "quick built" by my deeply disturbed ex father in law and his young pioneer daughter whom i was silly enough to marry.. i believe that it is one of life's great ironies that the joyless f**ks come out to play on memorial night when there is always a full moon.

  i have always been tempted to eat the effing wafers and howl my annointedness at it.. and don't get me started on the whole "translation from original greek and aramaic texts" thing done by a committee of elders who spoke neither greek nor aramaic.. more later..

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  I live just off Willytown rd. And I can honestly say that the word 'melody' has never been accurately applied to anything played in that church. They are both joyless and tuneless.
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  I too, need guidance

  by Wineskin Cowboy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am a newb here and have spent some time considering the effect on impressionable minds of the bizarre cult that is the jay dub "religion".

  mind you, i could be said to have a flea in my ear.. strange coincidence that i should not only be in the same state( geographically, not mind) and city as the esteemed duality known as dr jekyll, but living a mere 4 houses away from a kingdom hall actually "quick built" by my deeply disturbed ex father in law and his young pioneer daughter whom i was silly enough to marry.. i believe that it is one of life's great ironies that the joyless f**ks come out to play on memorial night when there is always a full moon.

  i have always been tempted to eat the effing wafers and howl my annointedness at it.. and don't get me started on the whole "translation from original greek and aramaic texts" thing done by a committee of elders who spoke neither greek nor aramaic.. more later..

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  Wineskin Cowboy

  By the way, the "bumping uglies" reference is a dead giveaway.

  And what's up with that whole hire out the tennis centre and have a big mating dance thing?

  Good looking girls, but fark they over dress.
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  I too, need guidance

  by Wineskin Cowboy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am a newb here and have spent some time considering the effect on impressionable minds of the bizarre cult that is the jay dub "religion".

  mind you, i could be said to have a flea in my ear.. strange coincidence that i should not only be in the same state( geographically, not mind) and city as the esteemed duality known as dr jekyll, but living a mere 4 houses away from a kingdom hall actually "quick built" by my deeply disturbed ex father in law and his young pioneer daughter whom i was silly enough to marry.. i believe that it is one of life's great ironies that the joyless f**ks come out to play on memorial night when there is always a full moon.

  i have always been tempted to eat the effing wafers and howl my annointedness at it.. and don't get me started on the whole "translation from original greek and aramaic texts" thing done by a committee of elders who spoke neither greek nor aramaic.. more later..

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  Wineskin Cowboy

  Seriously dude, they were all different people.

  durka durka jihad jihad

  We will drop by from time to time.
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  I too, need guidance

  by Wineskin Cowboy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am a newb here and have spent some time considering the effect on impressionable minds of the bizarre cult that is the jay dub "religion".

  mind you, i could be said to have a flea in my ear.. strange coincidence that i should not only be in the same state( geographically, not mind) and city as the esteemed duality known as dr jekyll, but living a mere 4 houses away from a kingdom hall actually "quick built" by my deeply disturbed ex father in law and his young pioneer daughter whom i was silly enough to marry.. i believe that it is one of life's great ironies that the joyless f**ks come out to play on memorial night when there is always a full moon.

  i have always been tempted to eat the effing wafers and howl my annointedness at it.. and don't get me started on the whole "translation from original greek and aramaic texts" thing done by a committee of elders who spoke neither greek nor aramaic.. more later..

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  That troll from this arvo was 5 or 6 jihadists.

  www.sandflea.net

  I am number 7.

  And I shall not go quietly into that long night.

  durka durka jihad.
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  I too, need guidance

  by Wineskin Cowboy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am a newb here and have spent some time considering the effect on impressionable minds of the bizarre cult that is the jay dub "religion".

  mind you, i could be said to have a flea in my ear.. strange coincidence that i should not only be in the same state( geographically, not mind) and city as the esteemed duality known as dr jekyll, but living a mere 4 houses away from a kingdom hall actually "quick built" by my deeply disturbed ex father in law and his young pioneer daughter whom i was silly enough to marry.. i believe that it is one of life's great ironies that the joyless f**ks come out to play on memorial night when there is always a full moon.

  i have always been tempted to eat the effing wafers and howl my annointedness at it.. and don't get me started on the whole "translation from original greek and aramaic texts" thing done by a committee of elders who spoke neither greek nor aramaic.. more later..

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  Here's the thing with that countdown to armageddon thing.

  How likely is it that when they get to 143,999, that some schmuck is gonna feel the holy spirit move through them and declare annointedness?

  I mean would you want armageddon on your conscience???

  Armagettin outta here.
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  I too, need guidance

  by Wineskin Cowboy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am a newb here and have spent some time considering the effect on impressionable minds of the bizarre cult that is the jay dub "religion".

  mind you, i could be said to have a flea in my ear.. strange coincidence that i should not only be in the same state( geographically, not mind) and city as the esteemed duality known as dr jekyll, but living a mere 4 houses away from a kingdom hall actually "quick built" by my deeply disturbed ex father in law and his young pioneer daughter whom i was silly enough to marry.. i believe that it is one of life's great ironies that the joyless f**ks come out to play on memorial night when there is always a full moon.

  i have always been tempted to eat the effing wafers and howl my annointedness at it.. and don't get me started on the whole "translation from original greek and aramaic texts" thing done by a committee of elders who spoke neither greek nor aramaic.. more later..

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  Wineskin Cowboy

  Dude, there's only 9 left. Since london bridge and the other one fell over. I didn't get married in a Hall, I wouldn't go in one except out of respect for my in-laws. Respect that wasn't reciprocated by the way.

  BTW, my father in law was an elder in the Warrnambool crew. So I do know a little bit about loch ard gorge etc.

  If you were ever in a hall here in vicco, chances are he helped build it and provided the wall frames and roof trusses.